Lawak Antarabangsa

Lawak antarabangsa di email oleh kawan kamek kat opis, Mrs. Jenn. Baca jak kitak orang, nang lawak.. hehhee..

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

While at a museum
Museum Administrator
: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

6 Comments Add yours

  1. dang lina says:

    awkakakakakakkakaka…nang lawak aie… tp original …hahahahah..sambung tetak agik loks..

  2. ross says:

    aoklah…nang lawak ada jak..nang bes koh…tetak leput mek macanya..nasib x leput (pingsan) menar tek…hahaha…..

  3. onggon says:

    In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
    Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
    Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

    Lucu da juak…. kekekekekekee

  4. Jasmi Husni says:

    Cali eh….gelik ati bagei kenak gereitek bah. Dapat di imagine Sardar ya imbas-imbas Mr. Bean…tapi itam…makei serban, somet tebal…hehehe

  5. ross says:

    kamek nge- tag kitak juak…

  6. Zatil says:

    #3 ngan #4 fevret mek! Lucu!😀

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